Тема для бреда

[Ōnami]

Kazimir, you suggested to have an everyday chat on Skype to pratice f*cking English, but it seems that something went a little wrong. So, do you mind us practicing here as well?

Maybe this place would be more convenient for ever-busy you to master the fluency (no offence meant ).

[Ōnami]

Zeezer, as having been enlightened at anime, tell me... wot dat dis shit mins, Your Otaku Highness and Kawainess?

xxx  Ычан, а когда ты кира-кира, вокруг тебя летают ромбики?
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Когда я в сора фува-фува, я ваку-ваку, и моё хаато доки-доки. Иногда я миеру бири-бири в фува-фува облачках. Когда моё онака га пеко-пеко, я слетаю вниз, и итадакимас.

BREAKING NEWS! Here comes Bloody Ivan from KGB!

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[Zeezer]

Ычан - это такая имиджборда, в начале специализирующаяся на онеме, которое на старом Дваче считали хуйнёй. После нульча, ЕМНИП.
Фува-фува - это Кеён. (часть названия песенки fuwa fuwa taimu)
Бири-бири - это прозвище Мисаки Микото в Индексе-Рейлгане, данное ГГ.

Ммм, могу сделать вывод, что это какая-то нарочито бредово звучащая хуйня

[Ōnami]

Oh shi~ It's a thorough answer that I expected from U. However, I hope U haven't actually seen blasphemous Keyon.
 

[Zeezer]

I hope U haven't actually seen blasphemous Keyon.

ARE TOH!
Hopefully, I've seen a few episodes in Ancord's ozvuchka. It was ohuitelno, like as Russians said.
My bad, my bad.

[Ōnami]

Well, I've accidentally seen several scenes of Kyon. One of them was with Ancord shouting 'Apch-hui'! He's such a scumbag, you know. One more of them was a metal jam by really stunning teacher Sawako! Had she been main character, I'd definetely watch K-OrN.

Now for Bleach. Whaddaya think of new character, Ivan?

[Zeezer]

Now for Bleach. Whaddaya think of new character, Ivan?

He'll be screwed for making bed dirty.

[Ōnami]

It was quite strange that Strawberrichigo hadn't noticed reyatsu of KGB's pawn. How such?

[Zeezer]

Strawchigo was never good at that.

[Ōnami]

U no say that. Before kicking Aizen hard Клубничиго checked his sisters' reyatsu being kilometers away.

[Zeezer]

U no say that. Before kicking Aizen hard Клубничиго checked his sisters' reyatsu being kilometeres away.

It means that Kubo used his Plotkai.

[Ōnami]

Shounens, they never change.

[Zeezer]

Sad, but true.

[Ōnami]

The truth about shounens is so unpalatable. BTW, there are some rumors that a bunch of quincy are new enemies. I know, you're kind of a prophet (u fucking tochno ugadaled pro Рирюку). Ur opinion, plz?

[Zeezer]

Oh, Riruka and her Alien-like appearence. It was a bit obvious, but we're dealing with Kubo.

Ur opinion, plz?

Maybe, maybe. And this Ivan-the-Arrancar is just looking for help (in arrancars' usual manner), 'cause neither mishkigammi, neither this loosers need such a dumb actions like erasing Hollows.

But I do not want this zhiruha-yaoischitsas' fanservice ever again. Even if they're playing as a villains.